Ferengi Rule of Acquisistion, number...?

Yes, I have gine and monetised. I hope my faithful readers will not be offended but will rather click, click. Don't worry; neither mine nor the DM's wages or hours have been hit by this economy. But as the kids get older, they get more expensive. Whover said babies were expensive were wrong- back then I could keep them happy and well with a couple of boobs, 2 dozen cloth diapers, and a stack of second hand onesies. Babies just grow up to be people who seem to need swim, dance, D&D manuals, and camp.